CHIPPER at KNOTT'S BERRY FARM'S "HALLOWEEN HAUNT"!!!

FADE IN:

The oldest, biggest Halloween event probably in all of the U.S.! Among the creepy fog, mazes, ghouls, ghosts and monsters, is a little show we like to call "The Chipper Lowell Experience!"

Yep, once again I'm performing at the Boardwalk Ballroom Theater in the heart of Knott's Berry Farm. The shows are very, very well, and we've got several fans catching more than one show in a single night. Thankfully my voice is holding up and I'm having a blast.

The voice thing is always a pain, as the nights are getting colder while they keep the temperature of the theater around the same level as most meat lockers. (Somehow they've tied the lighting system IN with the AC, so if you want lights, you also get a maximum wind-chill factor as a dessert topping!) Last year, near the end of the 29 day run, I would have been completely without my voice because I get rather passionate about performing and "giving my all" when I'm running around on the stage and through the audience.

But thankfully my dear friend, Adam Wylie, who is a really great actor and singer (Picket Fences, Wicked, and many many more shows...) had several juicy morsels of information on how to keep my voice in top notch shape.

1.) Water. Lots of it. Just keep drinking like you're the W.C. Fields of H2O, and when you're done, ask for another.

2.) Lozenges. Keep moving them around your mouth between shows, and if you're really talented, whittle it down like a bar of soap in the shower, and just before you go onstage you can secretly stick it in the back of your jawline so it continues to help you while you're doing your comedy sets. The fine Art of Lozenge Lodging.

3.) Did I mention water yet?

4.) NO Caffiene. Period. It will strip your throat and you'll keep needing more diet Coke to 'coat' your throat as it continues to feel more dry. Bad cycle to get into.

5.) Lots of liquids....like, uh....water.

6.) NO chocolate. Bad.

7.) NO Juices. Orange juice may get you going in the morning, but the natural acids will wreak havoc. Instead, throw the oranges into a bag and sell them at the nearest intersection and use the pocket money to buy....

8.)....water.

9.) I also have a little portable steamer which allows me to keep my nose and throat as moist as possible just before going onstage. Back in the dressingroom, hunched over the counter while taking slow, deep breaths, I look like a freak, and even a little like Dennis Hopper sniffing the gas in "Blue Velvet". But it definitely works!

10.)...Well, I'm sure you know what I'm going to say here, so, well, there you are.

We've had some really fun moments during the show this year, as with every year. One that comes to mind was the girl who was so incredibly tired that she fell into a deep slumber just before the show started. Too bad a camera wasn't on, because she became the show and when she finally woke up right near the end of my set, she got a HUGE round of applause, and she was totally shocked and confused. You could tell by her face that she was wondering exactly WHAT took place while she was sleeping. Perfect!

And not that anything "bad" happened. Just a lot of fun with the situation AS I performed my routines. Okay, there was the moment where I started balancing various objects on her head and back, playing the ULTIMATE GAME OF JENGA. (This, by the way, was something I used to do to my younger brother whenever he fell asleep on the couch and the parents were away. At one point I managed to stack 15 videotapes AND a small metal wastebucket all along his shoulder and arms. And then he flipped over, and CRASH!! Loved it!)

The crew I have this year is top-notch, as are the ushers. We also have been gathering other employees who just 'happen' to be near the theater whenever a show is starting. Great people, and we really have a blast between shows.

There are still Three weeks left to go, and if you've never been...GO! My shows are there on selected nights, so if you really want to catch one of my shows, please refer to my touring calendar in the NEWS section of my website:

CHIPPER LOWELL WEBSITE

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All the best!

Chipper : )