The Wit & Wisdom of a Five Year Old...

My son thinks he's a comedy genius. And for his age, he's probably right.

I reckon once a kid reaches the ripe ol' age of Five, he truly discovers just how funny bodily functions are. Now granted, a fart noise will make them giggle even at Two, but to begin to 'talk dirty' through the misappropriated use of 'naughty words' is the brain child of a child of Five. Or you could call them "Cinco De Enfant" (broken Spanish?).

First off, we should promptly exclude all girls from this theory. Why? Because even at age Five, potty humor is beneath them and they're already planning their wedding days and/or figuring out what qualities their hubby should have (potty humor not being one of them.)

Back to my son. Christmas time brings an onslaught of Holiday songs 24/7 at home, on the car radio, in shopping malls, you name it. And my son LOVES Christmas songs. He's got them memorized and he gleefully sings along with them at the top of his lungs. Right now I'll admit it's cute. But ask me again next year.

Anyway.....My son cracked himself up a few days before Christmas Day by plugging the word "Poo Poo" into "Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer".....Huh? Here...Sing along to his newest version of a holiday classic:

Rudolph The Red Nose Poo-Poo!
by Ethan Lowell

Rudolph the red nosed poo-poo
Had a very shiny poo-poo
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it's poo-poo

All of the other poo-poo's
Used to laugh and call him poo-poo
They never let poor poo-poo
Play in any poo-poo games

Then one foggy Christmas poo-poo
Santa came to say
Poo-poo, with your nose so poo-poo
Won't you ride my poo-poo tonight

Then how the poo-poo's loved him
and they shouted out, "Poo-Poo!"
Poo-Poo the red nosed Poo-Poo
You'll go down in Poo-Poo, too!

...And that's about it. This, according to my son, is the FUNNIEST SONG in the HISTORY of FUNNY SONGS and POO-POO related topics.

I'm just waiting for the day when he's introduced to George Carlin's "The Seven Words You Can't Say On Television." Until then, I'll enjoy another chorus of "Rudolph The Red Nosed Poo-Poo."

Take care,

Chipper


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Chipper's new full evening show opens in Lake Tahoe on February 24th, 2006. Called "The CHIPPER LOWELL EXPERIENCE!", the live stage show will be presented twice nightly at the Golden Cabaret Theater inside the Horizon Casino Resorts. For more information, please visit the website:

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